WHAT HAPPENS IF RAHUL GANDHI BECOMES INDIA'S NEXT P.M
Pls.. read the complete blog for complete fun
Pls also answer the question on the left!!
Indian will be pushed to the core if that happens.
- Everything will be devastated
- Country’s growth and development would be stuck indefinitely.
- Rich and poor ratio will face massive deviation with rich getting richer and poor getting poorer.
- Inflation, corruption and many more problems will affect the country.
- A total dictatorship by congress and its corrupt officers.
- Loss of economy
- And finally living would be hell in India.
He’s the most dumbest of all leaders. Look at his speech in every rally and you would know why. Enjoy the trolls.
Probably this is the best one
Super Trolled. He can never become as Mr. Narendra Modi or any other Indian leader. Our PM is doing good these congress fuckers are just pulling him down.
I means seriously. This was something only he can answer.
- Crown himself as the “Shehzada”. Not outright but subtly.
- All kurtas are to be worn with your sleeves rolled half way up. The colour white is preferred. Note – “NaMo” kurtas are strictly forbidden. If a graphic is required please use the Congress party symbol (Caveat – If you get slapped, we are not responsible)
- Tearing up government bills in parliament is acceptable.
- Sleeping in parliament is encouraged, especially when the camera is pointing at you. If not then tranquilizers will be installed and the x,y,z coordinates of every MP in the Parliament will be recorded to make sure that you are “put down”.
- A must to spend one night at a poor persons place with a generator to provide you electricity.
- When giving a speech to the media always make sure you say something that “no one can imagine of”.
- All bachelors in the country who are above the “marriageable age” will get reservations in government jobs.
- Disappearing from public without prior notifications is acceptable. Free tickets to Thailand as lady boys seem to be quite accommodating to politicians away from home. Note – Please use condoms while “debating” article 377.
- Men should alternate their shaving cycles according to the moon.
These are some of the ones I could think of. Any more are ideas are welcome!
1. Stocks will crash terribly. It’s predicted that if Narendra modi loses the market can crash upto 20% in a single day, so you can fairly imagine how much it would if Rahul Gandhi becomes the PM.2. There will be a spurt in huge amount of bills being passed like more freebies and more cheap stuff to poor on cost of hard working middle class which will economically kill the country even more. Taxes will increase even more and most of the next generation will plan to run away from our country.
3. As promised they would be introducing reservations in private sector. So the industries which are doing well like IT will probably start looking for alternate options or countries if harassed with hiring people based on caste and not skills.
4. China will gain a huge advantage in their FDI sector as that is the next best and cheap option as a country for lot of industries. And china is ready to make aggressive policies to have their people get well trained and take this advantage, like pushing for expertise in English which already is being done.
5. Illegal immigrants will increase from all the neighboring countries mainly being Bangladesh. China will continue to slowly occupy eastern India as India will have even more lenient diplomatic policies. Pakistan will become aggressive and there may be very good chances that we may lose Kashmir to Pakistan or it may end up becoming a separate country as they have their own set of politicians fighting for it.
6. More minority pleasing may include introduction of extremist laws like Sharia law. This very much has been a topic of discussion in many parties which term themselves (pseudo?)secular. This law, if introduced should be a piece of cake to be passed. You can then only imagine the state of women in our country, or maybe the Muslim women which is very worrying.
7. We already have enough brain drain happening in our country. Just him coming into power makes everyone think of running away, then imagine what effect can it have if those above mentioned points happen. Even the people who probably want to work for the nation passionately will be driven out as they wouldn’t be valued cos of their minds but cos of their religion and caste only.
To conclude, we would have poverty which will continue as freebies will stop them from working harder, extremists will increase, absolute brain drain, terrorism will easily take over, economy will plunder to an extent that there won’t be any brain to save. Economically we may become the next Zimbabwe.
“If Rahul Gandhi becomes Prime minister of this country,thousands will migrate from this country” -Ram jethmalani.
How will be the situation if RaGa is PM Funny Troll below:-
- He will convene the cabinet meeting, get a ordinance approved and will tear itwhile addressing media.
- His independence day speech from Red fort will mention only ‘women empowerment’.
- “Poverty is state of mind” will be his answer when asked about schemes to eradicate poverty.
- He will make “Chota bheem” compulsory for all politicians.
- He may resign midway of his term by saying “Satta jehar hoti hai”(Power is poison ).
- If anything goes wrong in country, he will blame RSS for it, when arnab will ask him in interview how RSS is responsible for this his answer –“women empowerment” .
Indian will be pushed to the core if that happens.
He’s the most dumbest of all leaders. Look at his speech in every rally and you would know why. Enjoy the trolls.
Probably this is the best one
Super Trolled. He can never become as Mr. Narendra Modi or any other Indian leader. Our PM is doing good these congress fuckers are just pulling him down.
I means seriously. This was something only he can answer.
These are some of the ones I could think of. Any more are ideas are welcome!
1. Stocks will crash terribly. It’s predicted that if Narendra modi loses the market can crash upto 20% in a single day, so you can fairly imagine how much it would if Rahul Gandhi becomes the PM.2. There will be a spurt in huge amount of bills being passed like more freebies and more cheap stuff to poor on cost of hard working middle class which will economically kill the country even more. Taxes will increase even more and most of the next generation will plan to run away from our country.
3. As promised they would be introducing reservations in private sector. So the industries which are doing well like IT will probably start looking for alternate options or countries if harassed with hiring people based on caste and not skills.
4. China will gain a huge advantage in their FDI sector as that is the next best and cheap option as a country for lot of industries. And china is ready to make aggressive policies to have their people get well trained and take this advantage, like pushing for expertise in English which already is being done.
5. Illegal immigrants will increase from all the neighboring countries mainly being Bangladesh. China will continue to slowly occupy eastern India as India will have even more lenient diplomatic policies. Pakistan will become aggressive and there may be very good chances that we may lose Kashmir to Pakistan or it may end up becoming a separate country as they have their own set of politicians fighting for it.
6. More minority pleasing may include introduction of extremist laws like Sharia law. This very much has been a topic of discussion in many parties which term themselves (pseudo?)secular. This law, if introduced should be a piece of cake to be passed. You can then only imagine the state of women in our country, or maybe the Muslim women which is very worrying.
7. We already have enough brain drain happening in our country. Just him coming into power makes everyone think of running away, then imagine what effect can it have if those above mentioned points happen. Even the people who probably want to work for the nation passionately will be driven out as they wouldn’t be valued cos of their minds but cos of their religion and caste only.
To conclude, we would have poverty which will continue as freebies will stop them from working harder, extremists will increase, absolute brain drain, terrorism will easily take over, economy will plunder to an extent that there won’t be any brain to save. Economically we may become the next Zimbabwe.
“If Rahul Gandhi becomes Prime minister of this country,thousands will migrate from this country” -Ram jethmalani.
How will be the situation if RaGa is PM Funny Troll below:-
